The Matt Largo Show

Title: LA FREEWAVES 11TH FESTIVAL OF NEW MEDIA ARTS
Location: Hollywood, CA
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Description: FREEWAVES PRESENTS ITS 11TH FESTIVAL OF NEW MEDIA ARTS

“HOLLYWOULD…”
160 EXPERIMENTAL VIDEOS, FILMS AND MEDIA ART FROM AROUND THE WORLD
HOLLYWOOD BLVD. TRANSFORMED
OCTOBER 9 – 13, 2008

LOS ANGELES, CA – In October, Freewaves, a global arts organization, will present “Hollywould,” its 11th
festival of new media art along Hollywood Blvd. in the heart of Hollywood, California. For five days and nights – from Thursday, October 9 through Monday, October 13, 2008 – the festival will showcase 160 experimental videos, films and media art from around the world on the Freewaves web site and on the iconic Walk of Fame.  The festival will transform the world-famous boulevard into a massive, multi-faceted screening room. Selected works will be activated by live events, displayed on LCD screens inside stores and installed in storefront windows. Special events, screenings, and site-specific happenings – most free unless otherwise noted – will take place at various venues such as LACE, American Cinematheque’s Egyptian Theatre, the Roosevelt Hotel, the Musicians Institute, and the Knitting Factory as well as portals connected to the festival’s unique web-based content.
Start Date: 2008-10-09
End Date: 2008-10-13

10. Steal cars. Nothing “drives” a woman into “high gear” faster than a man who can use automobile terms in his sexual innuendo.

9. Carry a giant sword, kill thousands of British soldiers, and threaten to kill the woman’s husband, the heir to the throne of England.

8. Replace your weak human skeleton with a cybernetic skeleton, travel back in time, and try to kill the woman. When that fails, travel back in time again except this time, protect her son from mercury poisoning.

7. Go to prison for five years and when you get out, rob her boyfriend’s casino of one hundred sixty million dollars.

6. Do not have a job. Instead, travel along a river and play guitar. Also, grow your hair into a pony tail and have constant stubble. Having previously been an undercover cop in a high school helps.

5. Kill a New York police captain, run to Italy, find a girl walking down the street, then go tell her father that you want to marry her or you will kill him. When you are through with her, blow her up with a car bomb.

4. Carry a guitar case full of guns and kill every man you see. Apparently, when you are finished, she will have no choice but to be with you.

3. Sneak your way onto a giant boat, make up some bullshit about being able to fly, and then freeze to death in the Arctic Ocean.

2. Grab a friend, sing a song to a stranger, then follow her into the bathroom and offer to have sex with her on the sink. It also helps if you have previously been a pimp, race car driver, or spy.

…and the absolute best way of picking up chicks…

1. If the woman’s father doesn’t like you, take him to an orbiting asteroid, set a nuclear weapon. Then take off before he can make it back to the ship.